Tuna Flavoured Toothpaste - The East Coast Plan
- Mr. Scatter
- Jul 3, 2020
- 1 min read
Fellow Singaporeans,
We were taken aback. Caught by surprise. By the East. Coast. Plan. It startled us. Not because of what he said, but the mystery of it at the time. What was he referring to? What was so crucial, so PIVOTAL, about this East Coast Plan? Wa, the manifesto came out already. Wait, but I think they are hiding a special component of the East Coast Plan. Something startled him. Shocked him to a point of speechlessness. Literally no speech.
Tuna-flavoured toothpaste.
How I know? Hmm. Think about it, it is revolutionary. Genius. Outstanding. People hate bad breath. Aha! Social distancing. Genius! Why people didn't think of that? Just spread smelly toothpaste all over you, and no one will dare come near you. Some more, taste like tuna technically got calories one.
Eh some more, Colgate the colour what?
Red. Blue. White.
OMG GENIUS.
Hiding in plain sight only soon to reveal the true weapon to fight COVID. Fish. And then GRC called COAST some more. Couldn't be more fitting. We were once a fishing village, and now we are heading back to our roots. How ingenious and down to earth!
I love the East Coast Plan. Mr Heng loves it so much, he froze with awe and wonder. That's why we couldn't understand. He was enchanted. And we will all be enchanted.
Long live. The East Coast Plan. Long live eating toothpaste. Because I still do. And I need help.
(Thank you Drama CCA for inspiration)
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